Can we please just all take a moment and think about how snails are the cUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. HOLY SHIT.
march of the noot noots
I love snails so much I used to keep them as pets and I used to be late for class in highschool because I had to stop and pick them off the sidewalk before they got squished.
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"
I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"